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Short review: Must love bombs.

Extended review: Must love sitting in the movie theatre gnawing your fingers off. This movie was so bad… by end of the opening credits I wanted to leave. By the half-way mark, I was hoping that Sam Peckinpah would make a guest appearance as director so that everyone of the characters — including the extras… and the dogs — would die in a slow-motion ballet of gunfire. Then I hoped that Sadaam Hussein would make a guest directing appearance and that he would actually gas the cast.

We left the movie theatre about an hour ago, but the cinema staff can’t leave yet because they have to wait for the movie to stop sucking.

If you think about going to see this movie, consider disemboweling yourself with a dull spoon instead. It’ll be less painful and more rewarding.

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2 thoughts on “Movie Review: Must Love Dogs

  1. John says:

    HAHAHA!!!
    Sounds like you got suckered into a “chick flick” by Louise!
    Now she has to go with you to see Wedding Crashers!
    Here is a simple rule for moving going; Vince Vaughn= good, Diane Lane= BAD!

  2. Stumax says:

    Wedding Crashers would have been an improvement. Hell, any Pauly Shore or Yahoo Serious film would have been an improvement. Getting a barium enema from a blind nurse in front of my family in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner would have been an improvement.

    Did I mention that this movie sucked?

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